Vegan feasts and the Zombie Apocalypse.

So its Thanksgiving, and isn't it just lovely? ToFurkey, beer, wine, and strange stories from your relatives that you've heard about 7 times now. Ah yes, the holiday season is truly upon us. Although, to go with the ToFurkey I mentioned, Thanksgiving is rather strange spending it with two vegan and one vegetarian cousins. Not that I don't respect them for it, I do, it is incredibly hard to live that lifestyle and still be healthy, or 6' 8". But it would be nice if we had non-vegan food as well. Oh well, onto some other topic. 

Like the Zombie Apocalypse!

Yes, it sounds crazy, but I spent a good chunk of my time today discussing this very same topic with my friend. Here's a small part of the conversation.

Her: I'd totally love to live forever.

Me: I wouldn't, do you really wanna be around the inevitable zombie apocalypse happens?

Her: YES

Me: I don't, I like my brain where it is, thanks.

Her: It'd be exciting, and if you were immortal, it wouldn't kill you anyways.

Me: Meh, still kinda terrifying. Plus, you'd have to build a ten foot wall, and buy a double barrel shotgun.

Her: OR a killer bus loaded with chain saws, bombs, and lots of firearms, like in Dawn of the Dead.

Me: That won't kill a zombie.

Her: That depends.

Me: Only for sure way to kill one of them suckers is with a double barrel shotgun straight to the head. 

Her: Sounds right.

This is what I talk about on Thanksgiving. The Zombie Apocalypse, happy holidays everyone!